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ATTENTION ALL METALLICA FANS

car-whoree:

phil-anselmos-shaved-head:

You know that tag the guy tears from Kirk’s Guitar Lessons ad in the ESPN ad and uses to wrap his gum?

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There’s a number on that flyer, and I just called it.

Voicemail from Kirk.

I shit you not.

You can watch the video here in 480p to figure out the number. For those who are too lazy, it’s (860) 786-4124. If you don’t live in the USA, add 001 at the beginning.

I actually called it

Every time I’m sad I’ll call kirk Lee.
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girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 asked:

your honestly just an ugly nigger

langsettte answered:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch